if i was a robot

 
I was tagged on Facebook to share 25 facts about myself, but I'm going to be like Ninja Sis and type up those facts on my blog.

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1) I will be switching blog hosts in May instead of November because I can't wait that long! I know I'm breaking a promise I made to myself, but Wordpress.com is so constricting. I'm kicking myself for not doing proper research before I joined the Wordpress bandwagon. Still, once May comes around, I'll have had this blog for six (technically five, but whatever) months which is a major record for me. Seriously.

2) Giving advice scares me because people might actually do what I suggest.


3) I think that girls are naturally bitchy. This is why I try to avoid them. I do have a lot of girls as friends, but there's only a select few that I can truly stand and be myself around. Besides those select few, I think that guy friends are better.

4) I'm a homebody. I would live in my pajamas if I could. Once I get home I immediately change into them. Jeans just aren't really my thing. I can't understand why people would wear jeans at home if they're not going anywhere when they have more comfy choices of clothing to wear. Sometimes I don't want to go out because that would require me having to change out of my PJs. Pathetic, haha.

5) I'm not sure why long walks on the beach are one of the first things people associate with the word 'romantic'.


6) I'm scared of the future. I'm scared of not finding a job that makes me happy. I'm afraid I'll get a job I hate. I'm afraid that I'll have a failed marriage. I'm afraid of having kids and failing them as a mom. I'm scared that the world will get so bad that we all just stay in our houses and hide. Right now, I'm most afraid of natural disasters.

7) I hate bad lies more than I hate when people lie. I think if you're going to lie, you better lie WELL. If you tell an obvious lie, well that's just offensive to me. That means that you must think I'm really dumb.

8. I try not to say that I hate people. I say that I hate certain characteristics about them, but I never say that I hate them overall or in general. For example: I hate how Bob lies all the time vs. I hate Bob.

9) I wish I could see myself from other people's eyes.

10) I wish certain douche bags people could see themselves through other people's eyes.

11) I love cheesy pick-up lines. They make my day.


12) I wish I had more determination and could dream big like other people. I guess ever since I was born, I knew I would just be average...just another cog in the machine. I never have aspired to being something great like an astronaut or a Broadway star. It amazes me when people dream big like that and have such a drive and passion.

13) Chewing and smacking is one of my biggest pet peeves. Chinese people are the worst at eating quietly.

14) I hate explaining things. If someone asks me for help on a math problem, I'd rather just give them the answer. Sometimes I tell people, "I don't know" if they ask me for help when I do know. Yeah, I suck.

15) In kindergarten, I barely spoke. I have no idea why. I didn't really start to speak until, guess what, someone asked me for help on an addition problem. Stupid math.

16) I believe that side-swept bangs give people an ego. Seriously. A lot of girls I know got big-headed after they got side-swept bangs. This is like another fact thrown in itself, but: I hate when girls with side-swept bangs constantly fidget with their hair. This one girl I know keeps tossing her hair back out of her face every 10 seconds.

17) Sometimes I wonder what type of music people think I'm listening to when I have my earphones on. One girl told me she was surprised I listened to Kid Cudi. Whaaaa? Do you have to look a certain way to enjoy a certain type of music? Should I be interested in Asian boy bands instead since I'm ASIAN? Chinky chinky chinky.


18) I don't believe anything can be called a "masterpiece" if a toddler could produce something like it. Why does that one artist get praised for their little paint scribbles? Why can't a child be so highly praised for their paint scribbles as well? What makes that one artist's scribbles so unique and worthy? If people say, "Oh, you say that because you don't get their artwork" then they're full of pretentious bull.

19) I probably use sarcasm a little too much.

20) I don't like having friends where we can't playfully insult each other. STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE. It takes the fun out of everything, and I always have to carefully word things in case they might get offended.

21) I'm borderline obsessed with skincare.

22) I love dark shades of gray. I think dark gray tops look good on anyone.


23) I'm jealous of people who can pull off wearing all black or all white. Geez, the ONE time I wear all dark colors, not even black, I get questioning stares from friends and those lame funeral remarks.

24) I think people who wear white jeans are brave. There's too many horrible things that could go wrong in my opinion.

25) I want to be either taller or shorter. I don't like being average height.

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